Crystal Meth

Crystal Meth is a drug that gets you high as a motherfucker.

(Taken from GTA : San Andreas) "Those white boys had me on crystal meth"

by Yo Mama January 5, 2005

Crystal Mess

A tweaker who is extremely strung out;

Any person, place or thing that has been severely damaged due to crystal meth use

"Jesus H, have you seen Bob lately? He hasn't slept in twelve days and his arms are a crystal mess."

by karinova December 24, 2005

crystal meth

the drug of choice nowadays in america that can make a person get high and make them feel real horny when smoked. Then again the person's dick wont get hard and the effects can last for hours or even days.

Last saturday i bought a half-tina worth of crystal meth then later that night i smoked it and i got a high and it made me real horny making me in search of a hook up on the streets.

by jackson, j May 6, 2006

Crystal Castle

To drink heavily very quickly due to change of plans.

My meeting ran late so I only had 30 minutes before the concert... I had to crystal castle it.

by PreGame June 7, 2011

crystal stroker

An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.

Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!

Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.

by Philosiraptor July 6, 2009

Pussy Crystals

The white crust aftermath left on your dick when done with sex.

Dude, we had sex like 4 hours ago and I still have pussy crystals on my dick.

by Leisuretron... August 17, 2012

Crystal Mom

A middle age women who hold esoteric spiritual beliefs like new age, yin yan, tai chi, acupuncture, auras, druid, Hinduism(but she is born in america or europe), crystal healing, holistic medicine, ghost, quantum mysticism, etc. She seems zen and calm, but she talks to non believer with contempt and try to sell you crystals and essential oils. She is probably a fan of Spirit Science on YouTube. She probably believe in qanon and illuminati too.

My aunt is always clam and zen, her house is full of crystal and incense and always bless me with positive energy. she is a bit cringe tho. She is a crystal mom.

by coffecrispaddict August 21, 2023