by Yo Mama January 5, 2005

A tweaker who is extremely strung out;
Any person, place or thing that has been severely damaged due to crystal meth use
Any person, place or thing that has been severely damaged due to crystal meth use
"Jesus H, have you seen Bob lately? He hasn't slept in twelve days and his arms are a crystal mess."
by karinova December 24, 2005

the drug of choice nowadays in america that can make a person get high and make them feel real horny when smoked. Then again the person's dick wont get hard and the effects can last for hours or even days.
Last saturday i bought a half-tina worth of crystal meth then later that night i smoked it and i got a high and it made me real horny making me in search of a hook up on the streets.
by jackson, j May 6, 2006

by PreGame June 7, 2011

An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
by Philosiraptor July 6, 2009

by Leisuretron... August 17, 2012

When someone takes a straw, fills it with pop rocks, inserts it in ones anus and then proceeds to blow in the other end.
by BraziarK September 28, 2019
