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racist crooked cop

a cop who abuses the rights of minorities
Denise: carl is a racist crooked cop
Nate: I know he said he likes to pick up blacks on friday so they cant see a judge until monday so they have to sit there the entire weekend

other examples of carl's racial crookedness includes planting crack cocaine on minorities and always clearing all warrants of minorities
by MrYellowTeeth47 January 28, 2024
mugGet the racist crooked copmug.

crooked tootsie roll

A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians
A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life
by Bionic_squirty May 8, 2023
mugGet the crooked tootsie rollmug.

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
mugGet the crooked peckermug.

Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
mugGet the Crooked River Ranchmug.

crook

Used as an alternative for "jokeman" or "dickhead" in a jokey way amongst friends in the UK.
This Jason guy took the rest of my drink, what a crook
by steppaz April 8, 2021
mugGet the crookmug.

Crooked Joe Biden

Crooked Joe Biden can't find his way off the stage.
by kanas sucks May 15, 2024
mugGet the Crooked Joe Bidenmug.

Quarter Way Crook

A Quarter Way Crook is a half of a Halfway Crook. A Quarter Way Crook is so fake and unreal, he doesn't deserve the title of a Halfway Crook.
Nigga you half of a Halfway Crook. Quarter way crook actin ass
by Ganges Kahn Academy July 5, 2017
mugGet the Quarter Way Crookmug.

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