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The 49er Aaron Rodgers Curse

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The curse was first published on Facebook August 13, 2013. The curse was placed on the day the 49ers passed on Rodgers to draft Alex Smith. Aaron Rodgers was the loyal longtime fan, the northern cali boy, the CAL boy from across the bay and its clear now by far the better QB. The niners drafted Alex Smith instead.

The Curse

The 49ers shall not win a super bowl until after Aaron Rodgers is elected into the Hall of Fame.
Wow Aaron Rodgers has been in the NFL Hall of Fame for 1O years and the niners still can't win the super bowl. The 49er Aaron Rodgers Curse continues.
by Sudo V November 1, 2018
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coursework

its what i am ment to be doing right now...
iits like 20% of your exam
causes major lack of sleep, loss of social time and frequently, suicide
geography is the worst!!!
basicalli its a joke!!but get it done, else youll end up like me and have like all of it at once!!!
omfg!!!my physics, chemistry, biology english and geography coursework is in 4 2moz...im ded!!!
by scari jess <3 December 10, 2008
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the curse of grandma sparkle

The curse of Grandma Sparkle refers to the the fact that in Fallout 3 if you go near a character named grandma Sparkle the game might crash. It was named The curse of Grandma Sparkle by YouTube Mittensquad.
My game crashed because of the curse of Grandma Sparkle.
by Dolphinthespaz April 2, 2021
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wall-to-wall counseling

A behavior correction method, in which a superior shows a subordinate the error of his or her actions by means of physical violence. Verbal abuse is optional. While primitive, it differs from blind, drunken battery in that it is initiated with the objective of eliminating undesirable behavior. Used correctly, it is utilized only when all other methods of communication have failed.

Applications of wall-to-wall counseling vary, ranging from a simple slap to prolonged sessions ending with a trip to the hospital. Like most counseling, it is of an intimate nature and usually takes place between counseler and counselee in a secluded place, though the counseler may opt to include assistants for physically fit patients. Blunt, hard objects such as baseball bats, 2x4 wood, and walking canes are occasionally included as teaching aids.

Named for the dynamic nature involved, in which a counselee is tossed about from wall to wall during a session.

For additional information, refer to WALL-TO-WALL COUNSELING FM 22-102, available from the United States Army's Field Manual Headquarters.
The new worker, Billy Bob, keeps clogging the toilets with his chewing tobacco. I've tried talking to him and reducing his pay, but he won't stop and I can't afford to fire him. Maybe some wall-to-wall counseling will fix the problem.
by Eidako July 27, 2003
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Curseyehameha

Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, also known as Shin-ye-ha-me-ha.

A made-up "finishing move" used by internet lolcow Chris Chan, which he believes releases a blast of power that places a curse upon its victim(s). The move was inspired by the famed "Kamehameha" maneuver from Dragon Ball Z. The use of this move and his belief in its effectiveness play into Chris's delusions of godhood, and allows him to feel some sense of control over his world.
"Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many 'Curseyehamehas.'" -Chris Chan, on the use of his move.
by ThatArseClownInTheCorner February 27, 2019
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email courier

An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them an email, usually to confirm that the email has been received.
Bill: I just sent you an email. Did you get it?
Mike: Probably, I haven't checked.
Bill: Can you check?
Mike: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Bill: Thoughts?
Mike: My immediate thoughts are you're an email courier and a douchebag.
by Jock Tam July 28, 2009
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Courier

"From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
Truth is...the game was rigged from the start"
The name Courier is what the the main character, good or evil, is referred to by the NPCs of Fallout: New Vegas, and is the default name the player character is given at the start of the game. The Courier is known by many deeds however the player chooses but is most notably known for surviving a 9mm round to the head.
Ulysses, a character in the plot of Fallout: New Vegas' DLC "Lonesome Road", also refers to the courier as not just the courier but also as courier 6
"You can't kill me, wanna know why? I'm Courier motherfucking 6, so ring-a-ding-ding motherfucker"
"You can count on the Courier to make sure your task for them is completed no matter what gets in their way"
by Warclaimer November 19, 2019
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