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Guidance Counselor

A particularly lame and moronic adult that spends most of the day patronizing unhappy children/teenagers while under the delusion that they are making the world a better place. Except in very rare cases, they usually end up screwing kids more than helping them. Tend to smile too much. Approach with caution.
Mrs McKay, the middle school guidance counselor, smiled at the distraught young boy and, instead of giving him any useful advice, told him to just ignore the kids that threw trash at him on a daily basis. Then she gave him an animal cracker and asked how many guns he had at home.
by Nobody Everyman February 26, 2005
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Count Fagula

The name for someone who wears black clothes, cross ornaments, lipstick, fake teeth, and describes themselves as vampires; most likely homosexuals.
Jim:I just bought this outfit from Hot Topic!
Joe: Nice work Count Fagula.
by Pills(TM) December 16, 2008
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counter strike source

A completly new game engine to the original sierra engine. Better grahpics, physics, and all new bump maping. All weapons remained the same, and some argue weather the game play is better, worse or the same.
Counter strike Source is better! Worse! Who Cares!!! ITS FUN!
by sam mcneil October 6, 2006
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bean counter

Someone who is in upper management, typically a chairman or CEO of a large corporation, who only cares about cutting costs and pleasing investors.
Jack: Do you know why we're being laid off?
Dan: It's because of those pesky bean counters
by QCAudit April 19, 2016
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facebook body count

The number of friends one has on Facebook. For those old enough to remember, body count recalls the Vietnam war and the nightly body counts on the news. It is relatively easy for those under 30 to amass several hundred friends. For those of my age bracket, it is impressive to collect one hundred friends.

For many, collecting Facebook friends is really a competition, rather than the gathering of a true circle of friends.
My son has over a thousand Facebook friends. Over the last year, I have searched for grade school through college friends, and personal and professional friends, and my Facebook body count is a miserable 69 friends.
by miker2001 December 29, 2009
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Counter-Strike

Counter-strike (CS). An insanely popular modification for the Half-Life engine imfamous for its generally less-than-friendly community, strange non-realism, abusive server administrators, and high concentration of hackers. The modification was orinally headed by "gooseman", and was adopted by Valve Software as a commercial product. Its only continuation to date, Counter-Strike: Source, was developed by Valve as a graphically enhanced version of the game.

Loved by millions, hated by more or less the same, counter-strike has been the debate topic of many for a long time.

Counter-Strike remains, to this date, the most played online game ever created.
We're going to go scrimming on CS, want to come?
Nah, I'm updating Counter-Strike: Source
by Pyrosity October 9, 2005
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countach

A long standing supercar produced by Lamborghini. Availiable are the Classic, QV and 25th anniversary editions. The design is based of the classic "wedge" shape. Has been rendered inferior by the Diablo
I want a countach.
by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004
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