couch hopping

1. staying at a different house or apartment everyday or every few days while looking for a place to live

2. staying at someones house, mooching until you wear out your welcome, then moving on to another person's house

I haven't found a place to live yet, so I stuck all my stuff in storage and I'm pretty much couch hopping for now.

by yon_sved September 22, 2005

couch porntato

Someone who spends most of their time laying on the couch masterbaiting to pornography.

I tried to get John to come to game but he said no of course. He’s such a couch porntato!!

by Tcan73 October 10, 2018

couch pocket

A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.

Jim let jon his boss from work a smelly couch pocket as he doused in his shit.

by Jmoneyas February 17, 2014

Zack's Couch

Laying on the couch in a sideways position while your partner is sitting legs up in your junk.

Are you telling me he did the Zack's Couch?

by Womanizer81 June 19, 2010

couch rice

A lazy asian couch potato

Look at him he is such a couch rice

by Kabcam December 15, 2018

Couch Con

The lobby area in an anime or video game convention where generally people tent and look at their merchandise.

Example Man A: Where is Example Man B?
Example Man C: Last time I saw him was over at couch con with some girls.

by Lindsey D May 11, 2007

Couch Commentator

A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.

I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.

by beatboxbill September 12, 2021