Cork best friend

Someone who is such a good friend they plug you up when you need too, but also let you explode when it's time to have fun.

Colleen is always there for me, she's my cork best friend.

by Austin Eriksen June 24, 2017

Corked

When a man get anal fucked in the arse (obliviously).

Typically derogatory term against anal.

Oh shit dude, Connor got corked last night.

by connorgoober May 31, 2025

The Cork

When you take a fat girthy solid shit. Immediately after the solid shit, liquid explosive diarrhea comes out. Resembling popping the cork on a bottle of champagne, except with ones anus and fecal matter.

Be careful! I just released The Cork in that bathroom, the toilet bowl is a mess now!

by Weena Chong July 5, 2022

Cork punch

When a woman forgets to pull out a tampon and you stick it in.

I was so horny last night I went to put it in her and all of a sudden I felt something and oh my God I just did a cork punch.

by Pony tank 69 August 10, 2019

Cork

Floating device

The cork was bobbing up and down

by Toodamnmean June 11, 2017

Corked It

the act of passing the fuck out due to exhaustion

Ryon: Where were you last night?
Dylan: I corked it

by 30YearOldSeaHorse January 26, 2020

Cork Driver

A driver who does not pay attention to the situation on the road and barges in quickly, wonders why the flow of traffic has stopped, or why nobody is nobody taking an initiative to resolve the situation,
alike a cork that sits inside a wine bottle.

The Cork Driver stopped the flow of traffic in the Denny’s parking lot.

by dimametahnet October 9, 2019