"Cooter"- /noun/ Country slang for vagina. Not to be confused with the North American River Turtle. "Gouda"- /noun/ A slightly tangy ripe white creamy cheese-like body fluid from the vagina. Can occur during ovulation, pregnancy, or just a "voyeuristic" vagina.
Meg- "Jesus, this shitter smells ripe!" Gab- " Ew I know! Just some trick with her cooter gouda girl!" Frank- "What the hell are these white streaks on the seats in this uber?" Bob- " Gross! Probably just some trick and her cooter gouda dude." Karen- " Wow, I am really enjoying this hike Billy but I've got about a pound and a half of "cooter gouda" in my panties! (Best said with a midwestern or new england accent)
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Get the [Cooter dew] mug.When a guy has a girlfriend and looks at other women the way he should look at his girlfriend. Sometimes even right in front of his girlfriend when their on a date.
Girl #1: Jimmy was being a real cooter block at the party last night.
Girl #2: It really hurts when BOYS do that.
Girl #2: It really hurts when BOYS do that.
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I got cooter guts when Nancy said her kitty smells like old truck tires after seeing Bill!
Stop I’ll get cooter guts if you talk about Helen and her air horn queefs!
I got cooter guts when Nancy said her kitty smells like old truck tires after seeing Bill!
Stop I’ll get cooter guts if you talk about Helen and her air horn queefs!
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