confusing

something that happens way too much during conversations
So........You is me?
No, Me is Me.
Oh, you is me but me is me
Wait no, what?
This is too confusing.
ok but you isn't you.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN
by bepboopbap April 22, 2024
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Confuse a Nic Phase

When you and your bsf act angry at eachother so your friend, Nic is confused, this Phase ends when you feel like it
A:hey, ready for the Confuse a Nic Phase?
B:yeah, let's go
by Sandwich lover 474736 May 12, 2024
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Hoppel snatch confusion

This is when you go down on a gal but pop right back up and say "I just cant". When asked whats wrong just play it off as your tired or not feeling good. Then go watch tv or sone other relaxing activity. Most likely the female will think its her snatch and be all frantic.
Man did you watch the Kings game last night?
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023
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confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.
Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.
by LNSQueen1790 December 02, 2009
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Very Fucking Confused

The self-given nickname of Adam Stanheight.
Adam: MY NAME ISVERY FUCKING CONFUSED,” WHAT’S YOUR NAME!?
by 64SilverEyes October 30, 2023
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Confuse abuse

To confuse abuse someone is very similar to emotional abuse. Imagine every day you are made to feel like you have done something wrong and everything is your fault when in reality it isn’t, it is the other person - that is confuse abuse. To drive someone who hasn’t done anything wrong insane whilst they try figure out what is up. To constantly have a go at someone for nothing. Confuse abuse can lead into several mental health problems such as: psychosis, depression, anxiety and low self esteem. This can also result in suicide or extreme depression. If you think you are getting confuse abused... tell someone, get help.
I just don’t understand what I am doing so wrong every day to deserve this, I’m getting confuse abused.
by El0963 April 03, 2019
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