species confused

when a human is not sure who or what they are.

"hey bro, how are you today..?"
"uhh species confused...."

by imdabossbitch August 20, 2023

Confusioned

Your really confused and your drunk

Bro I’m on the vod I am so confusioned

by Urbandicccctioneeeeart March 09, 2019

confusioned

Caught off guard by what was said or what happened

I am confusioned about what you just did

by rebelwolf3905 February 15, 2022

Confusity

the feeling of extreme confusion

John: hey what happened???

Me : i'm not sure i've been over come by confusity

by foreign zimbo January 22, 2017

Confused Meatball

Confused Meatball: Dwayne The Rock Johnson

Person 1: Have you ever seen Jumanji?

Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 3: It’s a jungle movie with Dwayne Johnson where he gets paid to play the role of a confused meatball

by DominicBenevento March 17, 2023

Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022

Confused Social User

One who follows facebook on twitter, has a facebook that says, "check my myspace", etc.

Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user

by The guy who fu-[censor] June 10, 2011