a sexual experience between three consenting adults (threesome) in which any sexual act is allowed as long as two of them agree to the act; a “true democracy” threesome in which a third adult must comply with any sexual act that the other two agree on.
My bro and I had an American Communist threesome with a woman last Saturday night and it was insane!
by Joe Regularly December 23, 2023
Get the American Communist threesome mug.A communist baptism is the act of taking viagra and repeatedly dunking your balls in a warm glass of goat milk. As your Nana takes a sip of her morning tea, you run over and stretch your milk soaked sack over the bridge of her nose so each testicle covers one eye. You then take her tea, chug it, and run for the hills. Hence leaving her thirsty and alone with a forehead dripping of disappointment so heinous only a communist penal colony could understand.
“Hey brother have you seen Nana lately?!”
“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”
“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”
by Belk Merelk December 27, 2023
Get the communist baptism mug.The redness of the face that occurs when those of communist ancestry(Russian, Chinese, etc.) drink alcohol.
Dana and Stephanie’s parents are from Russia and China so they get the communist glow when they drink a lot of alcohol.
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Get the Communist Glow mug.This word if they use it such as I’m a communist it means they are an idiot to use it like communist idiots that means they have above average intelligence.
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Get the Communist mug.by Extremely High Boi April 25, 2023
Get the Communist mug.Someone who does something that contradicts everything they stand for but you can’t hate them for it because honestly it was really badass.
Me: You wanna hang later?
Friend: Naw, I’m hanging out with Kyle.
Me: That guy is such a Communist Superman. Have fun.
Friend: Naw, I’m hanging out with Kyle.
Me: That guy is such a Communist Superman. Have fun.
by BaddSpelur November 1, 2019
Get the Communist Superman mug.Something that the United States will eventually be, if it isn't yet. You can deny it all you want and many people do in fact deny it, but it cannot be helped.
Abel: Did you hear about Jeffery and Kelly?
Tasha: Yes, I recently heard that they are Communist.
Abel: They were probably Communist long before, but we didn't find out until just recently.
Tasha: That would definitely not surprise me at all and it actually doesn't.
Tasha: Yes, I recently heard that they are Communist.
Abel: They were probably Communist long before, but we didn't find out until just recently.
Tasha: That would definitely not surprise me at all and it actually doesn't.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 14, 2021
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