Colton

Colton is nice and sarcastic person. He'll help me when I need help then he'll poke fun at me for needing help. He seems really mean on the outside but He's actually a really good friend on the inside. He is one of the most loyal people you'll meet and he's also one of the most funny people you'll meet. Everyone else seems to hate him but if you can look past the judgement he's an amazing friend to have.

Friend 1: hey you see that kid over there. He's super weird I can't believe you hang out with him"
Me: "yeah that's my best friend Colton"

by Tøby Something December 18, 2022

Colton

Is a man who is usually very retarded. He is short and looks like a dog.. He is the MOST ANNOYING person you know.

is that Colton..
ya.. better get away

by Ssoundcraz May 7, 2022

colton briscoe

A bad ass,good looking,great hair,and a ladies man

You are such a Colton Briscoe

by kelolton December 29, 2016

Colton

A bitch-ass punk white boy that smokes too much weed and thinks he’s all that.

Person 1: Yo bro did you hear Colton got bitched by some Nalo boys?
Person 2: Yea lol.

by jhwjw November 20, 2023

colton shaffner

Giant cock

I banged Colton shaffner and for a week it looked like I was riding a horse

by Heepel May 10, 2016

Colton

Colton is a kid from bigfork Minnesota

Colton is cool

by Big pecker man January 2, 2021

Colton

Colton likes to express his thoughts. He can do this for long periods of time. He loves a good ole blowjob and has a heart for peppermint rogues. Will Pearson might come up in conversation, and to this one might say “Pearson was blacked” or “Pop a rogue”. But Price and Brads ability to sports gamble has showed Colton there is a deeper meaning to life.
Shaquan Barkley

Mouton smoked

Hello I'm Colton ( I sports gamble in class and pop rogues)

by Acct 229 November 15, 2024