Sea Coconut

A nut where God was horny when he created it.

Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.

by userhandlegoeshere October 29, 2021

Poke the coconut

To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.

Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!

by Massivetrauma November 8, 2018

coconut boy

The masculine version of the 00s coconut girl aesthetic made popular via TikTok in summer 2021. A coconut boy has a deep unshakeable inner chill and is seen in, on, or near water for much of the year. He loves his mom, convenience stores, novelty, democracy and never smiles in photos but is the first to cry during Toy Story 3. Has signature accessories that he wears daily. Frequently friendzoned but always ends up with hotties. Can communicate telepathically with most animals. A really great guy to have in your corner

A: How was the club with that coconut boy
B: We couldn't get in because he was wearing board shorts

by domina-horchata November 6, 2022

old coconut

The head: that thing over your shoulders

Mark - Dude, my head hurts bad!
Dude - You ain't using your old coconut for smashing pumpkins, do you?

by MasterB4iter February 28, 2022

Binni and the coconut

father-daughter duo of the century

“nei pabbi þú færð ekki bassa í jólagjöf en þú færð höfundaréttinn á nafninu Binni and the coconut”

by labbakútur October 22, 2020

Coconut-Babe

A term of endearment describing a Blonde woman with the biggest mommy milker titties you've ever seen.

"I saw the hottest Coconut-Babe yesterday at the beach"

by TheNarrator January 30, 2022

Coconut Sundae

It's a term used by couples. They basically have sex with just collecting their cum in a cup, then proceeds to drink it afterwards.

Hey, baby. Wanna make Coconut Sundae tomorrow?

by Zairusu July 3, 2021