coconut behaviour

when you're being stupid asf and you look dumb.

"omg i just texted Courtney back"
"bruv coconut behaviour"

by angelhoneyybroski November 16, 2020

Coconut ice

A sexual practice in which a penised partner ejaculates into a receiving partner’s nostrils

We’ve tried coconut ice yesterday and I can’t get the smell of Jake’s cum out of my nose.

by Coconuticer April 1, 2021

coconut head

My grandson, Bricen, whose head looks like a fuzzy coconut.

His head is hard and fuzzy like a coconut.

by Pappy December 6, 2003

coconut blonde

Someone with dark hair typically brown... who has blonde moments ALOT

is not her fault shes just a coconut blonde!

by Fisker May 9, 2008

coconut monkey

A derogatory term for any Samoan, Pacific Islander, or any native of Oceania. They are dark skinned(monkey)/they live on islands(coconut)

"I swear you hawaiians are shiftless, why dont you get a job you goddamn coconut monkeys!"

by Cornelius Windsor January 6, 2005

Coconut oil

Use when your Kermit jumps on the table after your done with your Bob Ross oil paint tutorial

Jenna:“oh no Kermit stepped in the oil paint“
Google:“wash with warm water“
Jenna:“let’s use coconut oil.“

by Rad gorl September 14, 2018

Coconut creampie

When Donkey Kong fills your vagina with semen and coconut water and lets it run out

it comes from the meme Expand dong

Im sore after that Coconut creampie

by Mathiens May 3, 2017