smurfing cocaine

The act of introducing cocaine into your system through the anus.

I took the hooker back to my place and I must have spent $1000 on coke cause we were smurfing cocaine all night.

by Masterbator March 31, 2014

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Cocaine Clit

The female equivalent to whiskey dick but after, well, you know...

Becky - “How was it the other night?”
Sammy - “Yeah, was it good?”
Laura - “Guys, I couldn’t do it. I got that cocaine clit...”

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Aleeysha: Yoooo this cocaine is bare mad!
Shahina: Thats some Canadian Cocaine bro, goes hard asf.

by shahinz_bbb June 12, 2021

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Person 1: "why do you call her cocaine nicole"
Person 2: "because she loves cocaine"

by Jonny Aingott July 14, 2017

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Load a blank into a shotgun ram as much cocaine in the barrel as you can then shoot yourself in the face

“Lets get wild this weekend and hit a fuckin curt cocaine!!”

by PatrickPaine April 28, 2022

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A place where a person goes when they are completely out of it. Also known meth boulevard. Or limbo.

I went to cocaine mountain when i did meth

by CocaineMountain November 23, 2013

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Josh Sloop is a cocaine pirate. "Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"

"Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"

by deathsquirts May 09, 2021

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