When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.
by lukebellend June 16, 2011
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Wife - "Honey did you decide whether or not the baby is a good idea"
Husband - "Well, after a few hours of contembating, I have made this life changing serious decision."
Husband - "Well, after a few hours of contembating, I have made this life changing serious decision."
by Corey The Frack April 13, 2010
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Noun: The passionless crime of neglecting one's vagina. The result is an unkept, fetid, malodorous vagina that is surrounded by tangled mange, often dotted with open oozing sores, and in serious need of douching.
Keyless "That escort had one of the most putrid and polluted pussies I've ever been in the same room with."
Josh "It looked like a scruffy sheep dog mutt trying to stick it's slobbering tongue out. It smelled like Phil Margera's briefs after a 5k in a hot suit, 2 sharts, and a month spent in an abortion clinic's medical waste container that has been sitting out in the 115 degree heat index."
Keyless "If that doesn't constitute a Contempt of Cunt charge, then I don't know what the hell does."
Josh "It looked like a scruffy sheep dog mutt trying to stick it's slobbering tongue out. It smelled like Phil Margera's briefs after a 5k in a hot suit, 2 sharts, and a month spent in an abortion clinic's medical waste container that has been sitting out in the 115 degree heat index."
Keyless "If that doesn't constitute a Contempt of Cunt charge, then I don't know what the hell does."
by Bosh Jurton September 9, 2011
Get the Contempt of Cunt mug.chote is a derogatory slang abbriviation of the word choteus meaning that of a man's penis which is wider in length than it is long. The word chote is a fast growing adjective used in the Australian coastal town of Currumbin to describe a frustrating or stupid person who is behaving innappropriately (namely a male). The word also is a local greeting term to acknowledge friends or acquaintances known over a long period of time and or seen on a regular daily basis.
derogatory usage -
Have a look at this choteus trying to surf he's got no idea.
Don't be such a chote taking all the hot water.
This chote came up and tried to pick a fight.
Greeting usage -
Wats up chote ; Hey chote
Have a look at this choteus trying to surf he's got no idea.
Don't be such a chote taking all the hot water.
This chote came up and tried to pick a fight.
Greeting usage -
Wats up chote ; Hey chote
by CIZZ February 13, 2007
Get the chote mug.1. The mechanical bullriding contest in Urban Cowboy is a rare glimpse into the nocturnal activities of white people.
2. "Say Billy and Jeb, I'm fixin' to go the bullriding contest at Gilley's tonight. Y'all goin'?"
2. "Say Billy and Jeb, I'm fixin' to go the bullriding contest at Gilley's tonight. Y'all goin'?"
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