Clemstrode

The act of your testicles swelling to the size of clementines/tangerines, only to have the skin peel away to reveal a sweet, orangy inside, excellent for baking.

Cheer up, you catch the clemstrode or something?

I was going to suck his dick, but realized he had caught the clemstrode.

by streetflash December 15, 2008

Clemons

n. A stray pubic hair found in a place where pubic hair generally is not located.

I guess I don't mind finding a clemons on a urinal, 'cause it's normal for them to be there. But when I find them on the sink, I start to wonder what went down.

by Jason July 15, 2008

clemmow

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

by Andy Solomon September 8, 2003

Clempton

Clemtpon, meaning huge or big

e.g. adam: sam have you seen calvin

sam: haha yeah have you seen his clempton chin

adam: yess its totally clempton

calvin: hey! my chin isnt that clempton!

by SAMCALADAM July 12, 2010

clemete

a fit, rich english boy, who says words like 'pang', he usually does sports such as cricket and tennis. His parents called him clemete because one of them is italian and wants their kid to stay in touch with his heritige. in addition to his ubsurdly good looks, a clemte also speaks italian/greek/spanish, making him the ultimate girlfriend stealer. A clemete is always honest (and horny), other guys envy him because he gets all the girls.

Girl 1: OMG! He is dead fit...
Girl 2: Doesn't he speak italian?
Both: Man, he is such a freaking clemete!

by you know you want it May 27, 2012

Clemernts

An individual with a massive ego who lives in the Claremont Quarter.

"Mate you love my attitude" - clemernts or "you should pay someone to like your Instagram posts" - clemernts

by Bondi hipster December 27, 2013

Clément

A French word (used in the ghettos of Montreal) used to talk about a man that has a lot of guns in his traphouse. If you disturb him he'll fuck you up and shoot yo ass down. He struggled out of the ghetto alone, buying his way out selling drugs. He is the reincarnation of tupac. Don't mess with him bitch.

I tried to steal from Val but the man is a Clément yo. He fucked me up.
Who is the reallest nigga around the hood? It's Clément yo.

by osti twanyone March 3, 2017