chodecel

A male that is forcibly celibate due to his genitalia being too girthy to properly engage in any kind of sexual activity.

Because Bob was born with a penis that was girthier than it was long, he was condemned to the miserable life of a chodecel.

by jonesiebonesie April 3, 2021

Chode Fucker

Someone who is intellectually disabled due to a traumatic childhood experience.

Did you know about Bartholomew being a chode fucker? No wonder he’s so anxious around alphabet blocks.

by BagelLamp May 21, 2021

Cayden

Cayden is the most alpha cool person with the best flow ever. He is way cooler than everyone including Owen Mollenhauer and Ben Sinclair who are alright looking compared to this sexy beast of a man.

“Did you see Cayden today benching 3000 pounds”
“Ye omg and his hair was flowing like a river”
“Buddy’s yuuuuck”

by Sexycdawg November 23, 2021

Chodeface

When somebody is so ugly, that their face (nose) resembles short, wide penis.

Person A: Did you hear that Ana got face surgery?

Person B: Nah man thats bullshit, she just made herself a chodeface!!!!11!

by WeedSoaker November 30, 2021

Chadeathbypaimon

The act of realising you've done a "no-no" and shall face paimonial wrath

"Oh chadeathbypaimon! I shall set sail for I am gone"

"He chadeathbypaimon out of the convo after that"

by Chadeathbypaimon October 30, 2022

chadenski

Chadenski - adjective or noun
1. The act of being or becoming a total chad

2. The act of acting as if a chad

Quandale was going total Chadenski to his girlfriend yesterday.

by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 29, 2023

Wavy Chode

It waves like the waves in the sea

That kid named Dylon has a wavy chode.

by tumiyyuo August 21, 2013