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Chufter

Used as an alternative to Wanker or Asshole. Believed to originate from a McDonalds restuarant in Northern Ireland
"That guy is a serious chufter"
by Colin July 1, 2004
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diamond cutter

The hand signal Jay-Z used to promote his Roc-A-Fella Records and clothing dynasty. Originated from wrestler Diamond Dallas.
by Landen March 2, 2008
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Penis cutter

Penis cutter, much like cigar cutters, are the most effective way to get a gay guy back on the straight path!

They exist out of 2 finger grips, a hole (where through you put the penis), and razor sharp blades connected to the finger grips (can also be done with rusty ol' blades).

When the penis is inserted, just squeeze hard, and if successful, the penis will fall to the floor like a little silicon toy-snake.
Half successful, and the penis will be hanging on a piece of skin. The most effective way is to rip the penis off the piece of skin.
If not pressed hard enough, or the blades are too dull, you risk on damaging the penis and surrounding tissue, without effectively cutting it off!
In such case pulling off the penis won't work, and you'll need to sharpen the blades, or buy a new penis cutter!

Remember, when holding mass-penis-cutting rituals, to now and then clean the cutter, so the blades won't rust!
"Hey, I belong to the penis-tribe, and want to get out of it!"

"Ow, Just use a penis cutter then!"

"I want to smoke a cigar, but have no cigar cutter!"

"Just use a penis cutter, will work just as fine!"

"I want to give a gift to my boyfriend, but don't know what!?"

"Just send hum a Penis cutter!"
by Fukaface! September 12, 2011
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grass-cutter

A large rodent (rat) caught and raised for market sale in some African countries, mainly in the Northwestern ones {Ghana, Ivory Coast, Benin etc.), used to prepare a variety of dishes.
Lonely Planet backpacker Megan McCormick ate a grass-cutter in her stay in Ghana.
by Dino March 11, 2005
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Turd Cutter

A women's ass. A great ass on a woman. female gluteus maximus.
"She has a nice little turd cutter".
by Pistonthighs January 6, 2011
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chatter

Refer to a piece of (or a segment of) electronic communications (could be of any kind - phone, encrypted radio, satellite, email, etc.) that contains sensitive information which may be of interest to the government or an intelligence agency.
Langley picked up some chatters this morning suggesting a deep sleeping terrorist cell -- right here in DC -- has just been activated. NSA is still analyzing the intel but we need to brief the President right NOW.
by genome2k December 9, 2010
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Wiffie Cutter

a match used to neutralise the stink of a well laden fart
dude that reeks spark a wiffie cutter
by renbeer July 9, 2006
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