A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.
"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."
"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."
"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."
by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008
by bigstraightfollowing July 18, 2008
Wazzup dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy
Potek napakaspammer neto ban nyo nga
Potek napakaspammer neto ban nyo nga
by Matcha_M March 04, 2021
When a person gambles a good amount of money on a slot machine which in theory makes the machine ready for a big win for the next person who plays on the machine.
Oh I have to get on that machine when Bernice gets off of it. She been chumming that machine for the last hour, it's gotta win!
by N8Stylo February 18, 2024
When a closeted gay husband uses his wife as bait to attract a straight man/couple in the hopes of having sex seemingly 'unplanned' sex with the man.
I knew that guys offer of NSA sex with his wife was too good to be true; he was clearly at that nightclub chumming with her.
by DrBBD August 18, 2017
The practice of violently masturbating a flaccid penis to force an erection.
Chumming/ to chum it out
Chumming/ to chum it out
by Luggnutter August 18, 2024
Metaphorically spreading the remains of a dead fish in political waters to catch a live shark. Typically a last ditch political strategy- assassinate character by publicly broadcasting salacious, unverified and unproveable accusations - typically based on events 20+ years old - to see if it will generate newer copy cat accusations. Hopefully, from younger, hotter accusers.
Senator Maxipad is chumming the waters to see if she can kill Judge McWhiteywhite’s Supreme Court nomination.
by Gladystoper September 17, 2018