Chronic Ass Rapings

being raped in the ass many times over and over and being addicted to it

man that guy is a chronic ass raper

Chronic Ass Rapings by Crazy Eddie April 22, 2005

chronic depression 

when there is a severe chronic shortage, ie when a truck full of herb is stopped and anybody who could chop a peice is bunning their personal stash instead of selling it

after that truck full of herb got baited, half the town fell into a chronic depression

chronic depression by gggaaaaa September 19, 2006

chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady 

A male heart disease caused by the constant nagging of women over a period of time. (cdicm for short). Short term ailments are dubbed the nagging effect

Men die earlier than women because of cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).

chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady by EZorLeche November 1, 2009

Chronic Derp Syndrome 

W
hen you derp repeatitively with increasing severity, you are diagnosed with Chronic Derp Syndrome

DOOD that grape has chronic derp syndrome. he just keeps taking lessons from Towely

Chronic Derp Syndrome by da skittles master November 4, 2011

Chronic smoker

1. Someone who smoke's buddha.
2. Someone who smokes buddha chronicly."

1. "Are you a chronic smoker? Keen for a grill?"
2. "That old mate is a chronic smoker, wake and bake everyday."

Chronic smoker by Diego September 5, 2003

Chronic Masturbator 

When a male feeds the one eyed trouser snake or fucks his fuck stick, more than 2 times a week; if you jack off more times then 7 times a week you have a bad habit

I know this kid who feeds his one eyed trouser snake so much it died from abusing it too much, too often cause hes a Chronic Masturbator

Chronic Masturbator by Punkrock Mike January 23, 2008

chronic cane 

The chronic cane is a plastic candy cane that has been precisely engineered to allow one to toke from it.

Cops just searched my car... good thing my Chronic Cane is stealthy.

chronic cane by ChroncCane December 18, 2007