Chris: Baby check your email! I wanted to apologize...
*knock on door*
Police: NYPD we got a warrant to check your home for simp activity! Open up!
Chris: Oh no! Baby I’ll protect you.
Ashley: Yes officer over here! Please come quickly!
*knock on door*
Police: NYPD we got a warrant to check your home for simp activity! Open up!
Chris: Oh no! Baby I’ll protect you.
Ashley: Yes officer over here! Please come quickly!
by Hunter69420 April 16, 2020
Get the Chrismug. Once you meet him you think he is a good friend... but once you get to know him you'll know he's not. He is funny, but sometimes his jokes are cruel. He also likes to think good of himself so he lies and says that he has a girlfriend and that he slept with her even though he his only 12 years old. He is also a fat a** chicken nugget that is addicted to fortnite!! He is so cruel he told someone he wished there were dead because the other guy didn't forgive him!! All I have to say is that if you know a Chris... don't keep him
by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019
Get the Chrismug. A kid who likes gaming fnaf and many other things and also a very good lier but can keep it in that type of state for a long time but also is great in bed
by Thatonefnafkid July 8, 2021
Get the Chrismug. He is the definition of a caregiver.
He always puts others before him.
He doesn't know his true value and underestimates his effect on women. He's everything but ordinary.
He's the love of my life and yet he will never let me love him.
He always puts others before him.
He doesn't know his true value and underestimates his effect on women. He's everything but ordinary.
He's the love of my life and yet he will never let me love him.
by Gruwwelche November 29, 2021
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a stupid dickhead who stinks at Fifa and rages all the time . He is super toxic and probably has Autism . Usually from Sheffield and eats coco pops with a fork
by Jon has a massive dong April 17, 2020
Get the Chrismug.