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chocolate railslide

After taking a #2 (without wiping), it is the act of riding down someones arm with your bare ass, ie a railslide.
Frank wasn't paying attention and his arm was exposed, so I took advantage of the opportunity and completed the chocolate railslide, effectively wiping my ass with Frank's arm.
by tkblazeys June 28, 2009
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Chocolate Syrup

Used for sexual desires.
Lick that stuff off of my stomach! Mmmmmmm yeah baby!
by Shay Shay July 6, 2003
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Chocolate Wolverine

When you are drilling a girl in the ass from behind. You then proceed to pull out, wipe the crap off your dick with both hands and then immediately give the girl two horns on each side of her head resembling Wolverine's hair cut.

Once she discovers the evil deed on her head and starts thrashing and "clawing" at the headboard to get away, you must hold her down and avoid getting scratched (even though a wolverine scratch is a badge of courage to those who are in the know).

Difficulty: 8.5/10
I hooked up with this chick and gave her the Chocolate Wolverine of a lifetime...my headboard is being replaced as we speak.
by Dr. Manhattan 69 June 26, 2009
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Chocolate Cufflink

The byproduct of a careless wipe. After having a shit, if you forget to roll up the sleeve of your wiping arm, you inadvertently smear shit on the cuff of your shirt while wiping your ass.
Evan: Dude, was that a good shit or what?
Art: How'd you know I just dumped a load?
Evan: You've got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you're right arm. Go change your shirt!
by g-othermal November 2, 2009
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Chocolate logging

The act of defecating into the mouth of a partner. Faeces is passed from the anus of one individual into the mouth of another for sexual purposes.
"Chaz gave me a fantastic chocolate logging last night."
by Keatface March 18, 2007
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Milf Chocolate

by Baellos June 4, 2010
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Chocolate Pineapple

A big piece of shit shaped like a pineapple (also can look like a human brain) that rips open your anus before crashing into the toilet and throwing water onto your now bleeding, burning ass hole.
"Damn, not even this Angel Soft can repair the damage this chocolate pineapple has done."
by Roman G September 27, 2005
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