by E.M Scroteler September 23, 2025
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by Bellamellamoo April 24, 2019
Get the Choad mug.An uber cheapskate; one who is worth less than a load on the wall; a man as savory as a bucket full of small, slimy, fat cocks.
That guy with the hairpiece who totalled your car and then offered you a twenty to "forget about it" was a total choad-bucket!
by tauhntow December 30, 2009
Get the Choad-Bucket mug.The often frustrating, sometimes confusing, but ALWAYS entertaining experience of a female who, after deciding to date, fool around with, or, in rare instances, marry a portly male who comes equipped with a Choad. Unless she flees at the sight of it (if visible and not inverted), she is then tasked with the coaxing of the stump from the recesses of his potbelly into the theatre of sexual activity.
Bro #1: Can you believe that hot ass Tiffany is dating that fat fucking lurker from the alternative school?
Bro #2: Holy Shit! Really?!?! Homegirl’s got her work cut out for her trying to Choad coax his li’l wiggly!
Bro #1:Ain't THAT the truth!
Bro #2: Holy Shit! Really?!?! Homegirl’s got her work cut out for her trying to Choad coax his li’l wiggly!
Bro #1:Ain't THAT the truth!
by Jaywade Waistgain Esq. October 31, 2025
Get the Choad coax mug.1) ethan harris has a complete and absolute choad. it is so short and so fat. couldnt please any girl. and i guarantee when he fingers someone, he can never find the clit.
by #pussy March 6, 2022
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A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.
Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!
Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!
(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)
Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!
Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!
(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)
Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!
by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019
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