Critty

A negative term for describing a critic or someone who talks a lot of shit and nobody likes.

You is just a critty anyways, you like to hate.

Don’t listen to them fucking critties they don’t know nothing.

Brodie turned to a real critt after he found some fame.

by Odesco September 8, 2019

clitty litter

typically found in the panties. (Unless she isnt waring any) This is excess seemen, "blood", anal lube runoff, conjoined with random other vaginal excrements. (EX. crotch cricket dumpings, friction fuzz, pubic hairs, tampon string fibers, and dingle berries.)

I was going to eat Kristen, and then I gaged and yaked at the sight of her clitty litter.

by Travis C. / Jared P. November 8, 2004

clitty litter

the little white balls of discharge expelled from the vagina

That girl has a ferocious amount of clitty litter.

by scott April 27, 2004

Chatty's

1. Periods 2.The Blob 3. That time of the month.

This is a point in a continuous monthly cycle when the male species is subject to random acts of irational mood swings emotional changes and in extreme cases domestic violence against men.

There is no reasoning with this creature of the dark and the best possible method to avoid the above mentioned is to simply laugh and go to the pub with the boys and tell her she needs to calm down and re-asses her behaviour.

Chantelle: Awwww I have a headache and my stomach cramps are terrible have you got any chocolate?"

Jimmy: Sorry to hear I'm off the pub...(leaves as quickly as possible avoiding all confrontation)

Bartender: Fancy seeing you here again champ! Troubles with the Mr's again?

Jimmy: Yeah the stupid bitch has got her chatty's dude.

by Sympathic. August 25, 2011

Clitty Litter

The stains on a woman's panties

dirty,stained crotch area in womens underwear from clitty litter

by jdk 2009 July 8, 2009

clitty scab

where upon a female is so unhygenic/filthywhore and does not clean the genital area, thus creating small lesions apon the clit and/or clitorial hood.

dam i went down on helen last night and got a clitty scab in my mouth

by traggle October 5, 2006

clitty litter

candy wrappers, lint, and dried semen found in pubic hair adjacent to johnny midnite-glory hole......

by d-boy March 27, 2003