I'm about to eat at The Cheesecake Factory
by Vibes Malone November 23, 2021

Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.
The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.
Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.
The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.
Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.
How it was coined:
Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.
Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.
Example Sentence:
Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?
Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.
Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.
Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.
Example Sentence:
Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?
Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.
by ThaPryynce34 April 24, 2019

by Qortne July 30, 2018

A cheesecake head is a slang term used to describe someone with distinct facial traits that are mostly influenced by their genetics. These features typically include a red, raw-looking complexion, dry or cracked skin, crusty lips, and a lack of eyebrows. People with these characteristics are often highly sensitive to sunlight and easily sunburned, which can accentuate their appearance. The overall look, due to these genetic traits, can sometimes come across as unusual or intense, contributing to a "scary" or striking appearance.
After spending just an hour in the sun, Jack’s face turned bright red, his lips cracked, and his eyebrows seemed to disappear, making him look like a total cheesecake head.
by ckhdex October 8, 2024

Be careful not to pee on the urinary cheesecake or else you will be splashed with pee
The urinary cheesecake is blue
The urinary cheesecake is blue
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