a cheesecake

a cheesecake is, in Norwegian slang, when you stuff the cake full of cheese. In layman's terms: shoving smegma up someones bum.

Guy to friend: Hey man I just ate a cheesecake with Jessica and Chad the other night.
Friend: Getting someone to agree to a cheesecake is respectable, but I wouldn't eat it afterwards, that's just unsanitary.

Guy to friend: Eh.. live, laugh, love innit

by dudewheresmybong June 6, 2020

Cheesecake

What time it is, woot woot!

"What time is it?!" "Cheesecake! Woot woot!"

by Major Sunshine March 13, 2009

Strawberry Cheesecake Sloppy

A sexual act where two people (at least one male) engage in oral sex. The person giving the fellatio waits until the recipient is climaxing, then bites down on the base of the shaft and begins scraping upward, essentially degloving the penis.

"Why did you get put in the hospital last week?"

"My girl gave me a Strawberry Cheesecake Sloppy."

by DeutschKonig December 7, 2024

Cherry Cheesecake

When a virgin is treated like a cum dumpster

Cuck: Hey dude I turned that Christian bitch into a Cherry Cheesecake

by DatAss69InMyAsshole February 8, 2020

Winnipeg Cheesecake

When you shove someone's face into the slush on the road.

I was drunk outside a bar in January when some guy tried to give me a Winnipeg handshake, so I knocked him down and gave him a Winnipeg Cheesecake.

by Beerstein_cock February 1, 2022

grandma’s cheesecake

ass. Usually elderly, full of sweet cream and other delightful flavours.

Chris: “i only like my grandma’s cheesecake”
Oscar: “yea everyone likes your grandma’s cheesecake,”
Hugh: “it’s the talk of the town”

by pl4ss May 8, 2022

Cheesecake

A verb that describes unprotected sex in which the penetrating counterpart leaves an abundance of schmegma (dick cheese) and semen inside the receiving counterparts vagina or anus.

After roofing for 2 months in the summer without bathing Mike cheesecaked Jesse.

by Wafflestomper42069 February 12, 2022