Man Canyon

The canyon that exists between the pectoral muscles of a male. The depth of the canyon is proportional to the amount of dominance that the male holds.

Hans: "How deep is your man canyon Jake?"

Jake: "I don't want to talk about that anymore, size doesn't even matter"

Hans: "Dude, you don't even have a man canyon, do you?"

Jake: "Don't tell my parents, please dude"

by Bigboiyolofish March 17, 2014

Nanned Canyon

This is the one of the many canyons on the sun. It is known for it's nans.

Allie and I visited the Nanned Canyon. It was so exciting!

by AllieIsBeast December 1, 2010

man canyon

man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.

When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.

by Woordsmith December 14, 2019

Timber Canyon

RIP 1996-2020

Timber Canyon, and there she finally was laid at rest.

by Seilkie May 20, 2020

Canyon Wilson

A silly little retard who enjoys mainstream games and is a content creator. They are usually a gamer and one-trick DPS in every game they play.

Holy shit, that guy is being a Canyon Wilson by not swapping off of DPS.

by notmouselol July 30, 2018

Canyon Bark

When a person goes without wiping for a prolonged period, causing the excrement to harden in their buttcrack. When in humid climates, it can get musty and then be called “Swamp Bark”. Can be used as decoration or garnish.

Brad: Hey Terry, you wanna come to Ariel’ s party tomorrow? Sasha’s gonna be there!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!

by Elan Throbber March 16, 2025