nalani cano

A really hott chick who loves hot men, she got huge tits and ass.

I wish my girlfriend is a Nalani Cano

by Coconut17 May 25, 2016

douche canoe

Someone too busy playing on their phone to pay attention to darts

Hey douche canoe! It's your turn!

by mcsdarts October 21, 2014

Douche Canoe

A giant douche bottle you ride like a horse in the water and squeeze your thighs to power it through the douche nozzle.

"I rode my douche canoe down the river and my thighs are so sore"

by Douchewhisperer June 28, 2022

shit canoe

a chili dog, or a hot dog with some sort of processed meat as the condiment. Normally found in vending machines or gas stations with a microwave.

Doug: "hey Justin, want to grab some lunch before lecture?"

Justin: "yeah, but I only got $3 bucks. We better hit the Sunuco and grab a couple shit canoes."

by Joey BeefBuicker November 4, 2012

Cunt Canoe

Similar to a douche canoe, but found mostly commonly in women.

Gahdamn that bitch is SUCH a cunt canoe!

by Squeetthang June 12, 2010

Douche Canoe

An expression used to describe someone who is extremely stupid and infuriating.

1. Molly: My boyfriend was pressuring me into sex last night.

Shannon: What a douche canoe!

2. Ethan: My mom is being a douche canoe, she won’t let me smoke pot in my room.

by Thomanthan Bosley September 29, 2020

Rowin the canoe

A slang way of describing female masturbation

“Ya she was rowing her canoe really loudly in the back” Rowin the canoe

by Mike-2573 July 30, 2022