tork a wicked cable

the act of taking a wicked mean shit, which requires alot of squeezing and ultimately pinching it off, and consumes a great amount of time

After dinner, Will got up and proudly announced that he had to go tork a wicked cable

by troy lutz January 8, 2006

crambles

The pieces of crap you take in the shower that can't fit down the drain, thus needing cramming with the toes to fit down the drain.

"Man, I had the mad $hitz yesterday, but a few crambles had to get jammed down the drain with my toes!"

by frankvsmaximvs May 3, 2006

Cameleon

a fuckin animal that looks like a bug ,and turns colors and shit. and are really hard to catch.cuz one time I tried stabbing one with my butter knife.

fuck cameleons

by Comma March 19, 2003

Larry the Cableguy

Larry the Cable Guy is a famous comedian, known best for his participation in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. His act consists of acting like a redneck, and makes millions with it because he's so good at it. His catchphrases are the ever popular "Git-R-done", and "That's funny right there".

Watched a bit of Larry the Cableguy last night, laughed my ass off.

by BlueCollarFan23 May 26, 2009

cumble

Several things, people or items packed in close together.

It's so crowded in here; everyone's in a cumble.

by HB21 February 13, 2007

icing a cable

wanking over someone else shit that is left unflushed in a toilet e.g. at work toilet

bored at work? find a toilet that someone in which somone else has parked an unflushed log....and wank all over it. This is icing a cable

by jhkt3 May 12, 2010

cambells

Originated in Tribeca/Da Village/ProspectHIghtes (Brooklyn & Manhattan) 2004

"DAmn that niggas cabells"

by Mocha April 17, 2004