Caldonius

Oversized lady/man aid.

Very popular with forum moderators.

Donna: "You're a bad, bad, boy, Erick!"

Erick : "Yes, I know, Donna! I am very sorry!"

Donna: "You'll be sorry when I unleash the Caldonius on your ass!"

by DonnaP August 26, 2009

Calhouned

The act of posting on Facebook how much you love your job only to find out you have been fired again.

Brad posted on Facebook how much he loved his job only to find out he had been Calhouned

by molinerat December 28, 2013

Calfoodle

Calfoodle is the moment of horror when you realize the risky fart you took a gamble on was a little more than just a fart. Basically, the beat your heart skips when you lay down a good old fashion shart.

I feel calfoodled, no one look at me.

by ivniverpoopdmeselfinmornin July 18, 2015

callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject

Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter

by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016

callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject

Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter

by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016

Calcoke

A kush lord that spends their time getting jacked at the gym and whale hunting at college parties. Supplements protein with spirit cooking.

Oh no there is a calcoke at the party!

by PhatNick November 28, 2016

callowness

Lacking adult maturity or experience; immature.

a callowness young man

by Maxiiee77 December 31, 2016