Baby Burger

A video located on the deep web considered to be the most vile, disgusting, and dark videos on the entirety of the internet. The worst of the worst. It depicts two men, who tie up a mother to a tree, and force her to watch as they throw her infant child into an industrial wood cutter. After being soaked in the child's blood they then take the shredded meat of the child and consume it, hence the name (it looks like ground hamburger meat).

"Have you seen 3 guys one hammer? Bro it's like the worst video on the internet."
"Are you kidding? That shit is as mild as My Little Pony compared to Baby Burger."

by Pringal Jugar August 1, 2016

wet burger

A wet burger is any sort of canned or bottled beer. Wet burgers are generally enjoyed cold, and can be quite refreshing.

"I'm going to the 'fridge, do you want anything?"
"Yeah, hook me up with a wet burger!"

by Natron 5000 March 9, 2007

Queef Burger

When somebody is eating out a woman's pussy and she queefs.

It can also be used as a random insult.

Joe, i heard your girlfriend gave you a queef burger.

You are such a queef burger Tom!

by adshgoieajf June 3, 2007

40 burger

scoring 40 or more points on an opposing team in a sport that generally does not have high scoring games. American football

"In the news, Kurt Warner and the Arizona Cardinals put up a 40 burger over the Chicago Bears in week 8. More scores after the break"

by Typaige November 14, 2009

shush burger

When someone is chatting shit tell them to have a shush burger

Random person : your hairline is dead
Me : shush have a shush burger

by Bigdaddymilf/dilf November 28, 2020

The Burger Kings

The instantaneous diarrhea one gets upon consuming fast food, in particular an item from Burger King.

I was running late for work and had to grab a Whopper to go. Now I am late for work because I have been striken with "the burger kings".

by whodafuckizyoo November 15, 2011

Kelp Burger

(Noun) The less than pleasurable poop taken the morning after a night of smoking marijuana as a result of consuming large amounts of bizarre foods.

I know man, and I paid for it this morning by taking a nasty kelp burger.

by The Amazing String-Beany December 8, 2010