I saw two teen vampires ear buddying on the train this morning. They looked hungry so I gave them half my bagel and a juice box.
by j-biz da muzak man April 24, 2011
by Mike Hunt is bleeding July 20, 2008
by Dorian Black! April 14, 2005
I let out a fart at my girlfriend's dinner party, but her dad acted as my fart buddy and took the blame.
by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 04, 2003
All my bang buddies are my best friends, we like to bang!
Girl: Hey
Boy: Supp?
Girl: Did your girlfriend tell you she's my bang buddy?
Boy: Whaaaa!?
Girl: Jus' sayin.
Girl: Hey
Boy: Supp?
Girl: Did your girlfriend tell you she's my bang buddy?
Boy: Whaaaa!?
Girl: Jus' sayin.
by esmeralduh June 25, 2011
A system used between two or more men to help aid them in the event they are caught in an uncomfortable member of the opposite sex, particularly an unattractive and/or obese female during a party situation. When utilizing this system, the male victim will shout out "BUDDY!" and in turn the nearest member(s) of the buddy chain will come to his rescue.
Nasty party slut: Wanna get out of here?
Victim: Uh, well see...(looking around) uh, BUDDY!
Friend/Wingman (shuffles over to the rescue): So, uh John, you left your laundry downstairs. Oh, then we're up for beer pong. LETS GO.
Victim: Wow thanks man...the buddy system never fails. Did you see her snaggletooth?
Victim: Uh, well see...(looking around) uh, BUDDY!
Friend/Wingman (shuffles over to the rescue): So, uh John, you left your laundry downstairs. Oh, then we're up for beer pong. LETS GO.
Victim: Wow thanks man...the buddy system never fails. Did you see her snaggletooth?
by Strella January 23, 2006
by SweetTaterz August 15, 2010