That guy is such a Prom Brady with his prom crown and six foot tall Brazilian exchange student girlfriend.
by ForestFloof February 04, 2018
Brady Foster is blonde, has blue eyes and is a 230 pound *hunk* of pure protein. If you ever get the opportunity to exist in the presence of this absolute unit piece of man-meat consider yourself divinely blessed. He is described as dummy-thicc and an absolute manwhore who is down. for. anything.
Brady Foster shaves with a 14" Machete because his testerone levels are simply that high.
He also qualified for Nationals in Public Forum Debate and will be going to Kentucky in June.
If you ever encounter this chunk, you will likely turn to granite.
Whatever you do, do not steal his beans.
Brady Foster shaves with a 14" Machete because his testerone levels are simply that high.
He also qualified for Nationals in Public Forum Debate and will be going to Kentucky in June.
If you ever encounter this chunk, you will likely turn to granite.
Whatever you do, do not steal his beans.
by Fan_Of_Brady_Foster April 11, 2022
by smallmeatB0y October 11, 2019
by coneblaster67 April 11, 2022
patriots teachers pet quarterback that lost in the biggest game of his life to a team much less skilled. the patriots were 12 point favorites. also see "piece of shit."
-dude the patriots are so gay
-i know tom brady is such a douche bag
-he has no personality and is boring to watch
-i know tom brady is such a douche bag
-he has no personality and is boring to watch
by cecil b February 17, 2008
A complete and utter fag. Usually likes blink 182 and bowl cuts. A Brady can sometimes have a large penis. But more often than not has a micro-mushroom. Bradys' are usually caught chasing college-aged cougars
by Babybyler August 02, 2017
any Yankees hat-wearing, purse-carrying, Boston-based sack of horseshit who happens to be the quarterback of the New England Patriots and who doesn't even have to make good throws because his top receiver is unstoppable and catches anything within 20 yards of his body.
Hey did you see Tom Brady wearing a Yankees hat and carrying a purse the other day?
Yea, it was all over the papers, he must be a total homo.
Yea, it was all over the papers, he must be a total homo.
by Colin G. November 05, 2007