by SkyDivergelover123 January 31, 2019

Brady Foster is blonde, has blue eyes and is a 230 pound *hunk* of pure protein. If you ever get the opportunity to exist in the presence of this absolute unit piece of man-meat consider yourself divinely blessed. He is described as dummy-thicc and an absolute manwhore who is down. for. anything.
Brady Foster shaves with a 14" Machete because his testerone levels are simply that high.
He also qualified for Nationals in Public Forum Debate and will be going to Kentucky in June.
If you ever encounter this chunk, you will likely turn to granite.
Whatever you do, do not steal his beans.
Brady Foster shaves with a 14" Machete because his testerone levels are simply that high.
He also qualified for Nationals in Public Forum Debate and will be going to Kentucky in June.
If you ever encounter this chunk, you will likely turn to granite.
Whatever you do, do not steal his beans.
by Fan_Of_Brady_Foster April 11, 2022

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by Duece83 April 24, 2020

That guy is such a Prom Brady with his prom crown and six foot tall Brazilian exchange student girlfriend.
by ForestFloof February 4, 2018

patriots teachers pet quarterback that lost in the biggest game of his life to a team much less skilled. the patriots were 12 point favorites. also see "piece of shit."
-dude the patriots are so gay
-i know tom brady is such a douche bag
-he has no personality and is boring to watch
-i know tom brady is such a douche bag
-he has no personality and is boring to watch
by cecil b February 16, 2008
