Big funny guy. Always saving his money and will never let it go. He will never let you be his best friend because that will always be his dog. He can. never keep anything to himself and will spread it around as fast as he can. But watch out if he is your friend he is also your moms friend to. He will always be in his house and will most likely be in his bed. He will probably be asleep by 8 but thats alright.
by qertyuidrsdfghjk December 11, 2022

Brady Foster is blonde, has blue eyes and is a 230 pound *hunk* of pure protein. If you ever get the opportunity to exist in the presence of this absolute unit piece of man-meat consider yourself divinely blessed. He is described as dummy-thicc and an absolute manwhore who is down. for. anything.
Brady Foster shaves with a 14" Machete because his testerone levels are simply that high.
He also qualified for Nationals in Public Forum Debate and will be going to Kentucky in June.
If you ever encounter this chunk, you will likely turn to granite.
Whatever you do, do not steal his beans.
Brady Foster shaves with a 14" Machete because his testerone levels are simply that high.
He also qualified for Nationals in Public Forum Debate and will be going to Kentucky in June.
If you ever encounter this chunk, you will likely turn to granite.
Whatever you do, do not steal his beans.
by Fan_Of_Brady_Foster April 11, 2022

by smallmeatB0y October 11, 2019

That guy is such a Prom Brady with his prom crown and six foot tall Brazilian exchange student girlfriend.
by ForestFloof February 4, 2018

patriots teachers pet quarterback that lost in the biggest game of his life to a team much less skilled. the patriots were 12 point favorites. also see "piece of shit."
-dude the patriots are so gay
-i know tom brady is such a douche bag
-he has no personality and is boring to watch
-i know tom brady is such a douche bag
-he has no personality and is boring to watch
by cecil b February 16, 2008

A complete and utter fag. Usually likes blink 182 and bowl cuts. A Brady can sometimes have a large penis. But more often than not has a micro-mushroom. Bradys' are usually caught chasing college-aged cougars
by Babybyler August 2, 2017

any Yankees hat-wearing, purse-carrying, Boston-based sack of horseshit who happens to be the quarterback of the New England Patriots and who doesn't even have to make good throws because his top receiver is unstoppable and catches anything within 20 yards of his body.
Hey did you see Tom Brady wearing a Yankees hat and carrying a purse the other day?
Yea, it was all over the papers, he must be a total homo.
Yea, it was all over the papers, he must be a total homo.
by Colin G. November 26, 2007
