The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.
Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....
Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!
Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!
by batmanhere December 16, 2011
Get the the blueberry mojitomug. When you're fucking a girl in the pussy while she has a blue waffle, flip her over, and cream in her ass.
Can also involve having a cuck eat her ass out and suck all the fluids out, being the one to eat the blueberry pie.
Can also involve having a cuck eat her ass out and suck all the fluids out, being the one to eat the blueberry pie.
"Hey man, what was going on with shalissa?"
"oh, I was making out with shalissa yesterday and ended up giving her a blueberry pie"
"oh, I was making out with shalissa yesterday and ended up giving her a blueberry pie"
by pyssstorm May 15, 2025
Get the Blueberry Piemug. A type of cope (a mechanism, often a belief or rationalization, used to deal with an unpleasant or difficult truth) which is characterized by its exceptionally soft and blue-pilled nature.
Person A: I'm going to skip the gym today, girls like dad-bods anyways.
Person B: What a blueberry cope!
Person B: What a blueberry cope!
by Lil Tep July 19, 2025
Get the Blueberry Copemug. teacher : where were you .
boy 1: i was on top of blueberry hill .
teacher : where were you .
boy 2:on top of blueberry hill .
teacher :And where were you .
boy 3 : on top of blue berry hill .
teacher : where were you , let me guess blue berry hill ?
Girl : No ,...... I am blue berry hill
boy 1: i was on top of blueberry hill .
teacher : where were you .
boy 2:on top of blueberry hill .
teacher :And where were you .
boy 3 : on top of blue berry hill .
teacher : where were you , let me guess blue berry hill ?
Girl : No ,...... I am blue berry hill
by Thebestist May 7, 2019
Get the blueberry hillmug. by FuriousChocolate January 3, 2022
Get the A blueberrymug. When a man takes frozen blueberries and shoves them up his ass then waits 30-45 minutes and then shits the now soft and mushy blueberries in two or more people's mouths. The two+ people then eat the "blueberry mix" after they swallow the "mix" they will then throw this up in to a pie crust and feed it to an unaware crowd.
BBF for short.
past tenses: BBFed Blueberry Fested.
BBF for short.
past tenses: BBFed Blueberry Fested.
Dude, those people over there just got blueberry fested.
UHH, thats gross how they are unaware of what just happened.
UHH, thats gross how they are unaware of what just happened.
by Daniel Tosh.0 May 24, 2010
Get the Blueberry Festmug. Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie
by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025
Get the Blueberry bagelmug.