Shift Blocking

The act of a boss or manager scheduling you for certain shifts so that you avoid working along side someone you are trying to have sex with. Cock blocking you by giving you bad shifts.

Man, there's this new girl at work who is so hot! But I never work with her, my manager is always shift blocking me.

by Shambles299 October 3, 2011

ninja booking

Jumping on and off of facebook all sneaky like in order to check, and update your statuses before anyone can IM you. It is unknown why people take up this tactic instead of making oneself invisible while online.

I wanted to talk to Tora, but she keeps ninja booking.

by aleis October 2, 2011

Bipolar Booking

When a Facebook friend doesn't log on for a week or more, and then when they finally log on, they go manic all over your wall and comment on everything you've posted since they last logged on.

Man, my mom was bipolar booking last night.....35 new comments on my wall.

by LovesDogs77 October 5, 2012

steam blowing

When two guys are so oblivious to looking gay they don't realize it. What they do know is that they have a problem, but instead of facing it they party, which really means to triangulate a damsel in distress into a hit and run to try to make her look bad to shield the truth she speaks and everyone sees.

Haven't you noticed? He's got to be steam blowing him.

by Blowing bubble chasing rainbow May 14, 2017

leaf blowing ruminations

Mindless insights that come when you are cutting the grass, weeding or walking outside.

Hey! Great thought ! Another one of your leaf blowing ruminations?

by Althenia October 9, 2017

Bedwars Blocking

When your friend wants to play Bedwars in Minecraft because their account is banned from Hypixel but you don't want to lend your account to them.

Marcus: Hey man, i wanna play Bedwars, can you lend your account to me
John: Nah man, I'm not about that life
Marcus: DUDE, stop Bedwars Blocking

by Jonez_Corones September 20, 2020

server blocking

The act of preventing one to join a social server, usually in Discord, by making the owner or staff of the server prevent you from joining, rejoining, or being unbanned. This is usually in the form of convincing the owner or staff to ban said subject.

Subject: Hey there, I was wondering if I could be unbanned from server.

Server Owner/Admin: No, someone is server blocking you.

by waves7 April 3, 2021