by J to the Me January 16, 2019
When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date
“Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”
by Tsaucee September 10, 2020
When you talk too much on dating apps before meeting, you have a hard time accepting when they're not right for you IRL.
We talked so much before it was awkward when we didn't connect. I think I'm going to go on a second date to be sure. Maybe I'm just suffering from banter blindness.
by alpal86 June 13, 2017
Temporary face blindness (prosopagnosia) caused by a facial. Usually due to placement of cum in ones eyes.
I didn't know which way to face and smile for the camera because I had facial blindness after Steve directed his load into my eye. Luckily I found a towel.
by M2RE July 15, 2013
Thy mouth blind is when you can’t talk. “Blind but it’s for thy mouths”
- made by Christmy Parpouloute (2020)
- made by Christmy Parpouloute (2020)
by Eatthatpus September 24, 2020
When someone takes a hit while driving and gets smoke in their eyes causing them to go blind for a few seconds. this is a very dangerous disease that has plagued stoners since the invention of the automobile.
driver: Bro pass the blunt!
passenger:Here man it's roasting
Driver:(takes a massive hit way beyond his smoking abilities...so smoke goes everywhere) FUCK! Drivers blind we're going to crash bro!!
passenger:(becomes a stoned hero and grabs the wheel before they crash) I got you bro.
passenger:Here man it's roasting
Driver:(takes a massive hit way beyond his smoking abilities...so smoke goes everywhere) FUCK! Drivers blind we're going to crash bro!!
passenger:(becomes a stoned hero and grabs the wheel before they crash) I got you bro.
by passenger117 March 14, 2011
Dang.... i was as blind as a bat today
Devin, why are you as blind as a bat and cant see that no one likes you
Babyface is as blind as a bat
Devin, why are you as blind as a bat and cant see that no one likes you
Babyface is as blind as a bat
by Mr. Cluckerz November 18, 2016