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Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen
Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth
by Jbanana March 7, 2017
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does giving birth cause PTSD?

does giving birth cause PTSD? the question that many people ask. a question that can only be answered by the child at birth.
by BlueStripes March 18, 2019
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To defecate (have a poo) where it is unwise to, or just where you shouldn't.
Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!

Confused Man: What?!

Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.
by BringerOfWordsdom September 21, 2009
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birth some chocolate lab puppies

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels
I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies
by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008
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birth some chocolate lab puppies

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels
I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies
by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008
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gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.
Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!
by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017
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The person who birthed you

Joe: Ur mum gay

Thomas: ThE PERSON WHO BIRTHED YOU GAY
by Jacob McNugget March 30, 2020
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