public bathroom

The place where I lost my anal virginity. Unwillingly.

Ever since that old man molested me there, the public bathroom has just never been as glamorous.

by gooftroop69 September 24, 2011

bathroom choir

Used to describe the terrible noises that you must endure in a public restroom when you walk in and someone (or multiple persons) are in the process of taking a dump. Or, it can simply be an allusion to using the public restroom.

"I had to take a leak the other day, but the bathroom choir was in full session, so I got out of that restroom ASAP."

"I'll be back in a second. I have a practice session with the bathroom choir."

by Timstuff March 8, 2008

bathroom wookiee

The horrible tangled mass of hair, soap scum and bodily fluids that clogs the plughole of a bath or shower.

Usually caused by women who wash their hair, shave their legs and armpits or trim their pubic hair in the shower.

If not dealt with in their early stages, they will grow, block the pipes, float around in a pool of water that spills onto the bathroom floor. and produce a clan of sentient offspring that attack you in the dead of night and drag you off into the sewers.

It takes a brave man to remove a bathroom wookiee.

by George McBob May 19, 2009

bathroom shot

sick photo of real og gangstas or sluts posing in front of mommy's mirror with the point n shoot.

hopefully you got some of the parents bathrooms art going on in the photo, ive personally seen sunflower portraits and scented lotion racks to name a but a couple.

this type of photo is fucking retarded overall and i dont know why people do it cuz it looks so goddamn bad.

kelly took a nice bathroom shot and forgot to crop out the dildo in background, it was awesome

dont put that shit on facebook

by da_infamous_cole December 13, 2010

bathroom monitor

A normal sounding workplace title for a sick puppy of a pervert who hangs out on the other side of closed bathroom doors.

Jumping out with her pants still down around her ankles, she started the shit out of him with, “So you are the new bathroom monitor, it’s a pleasure to meet you!”

by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2019

Band Bus Bathroom Code

AK B.B.B.C. & 3BC A strict ruling for any Band member SHOULD abide of use of the Buses bathroom facilities (mainly the transcon Greyhound type tour buses that are rented for such trips) during long band trips on the bus :I.E, A band member is allowed to "we" in the bus bathroom BUT NOT ALLOWED to take a dump(POOP)in the buses bathroom.

A member of the Band's prop crew broke the Band Bus Bathroom Code by taking a very smelly shit inside the buses' bathroom & was banished from that bus for the remainder of the trip.

by BruinKiller3469 April 2, 2009

Bethany

An intelligent,sexy,smart,notselfish,and trustworthy. person. They will give up anything that is everything for a person they loved. A bethany will try to make everything better when things are down.Bethany wouldn't mind if people loved her or hated her because if they hate her they can hate her butt she will try to still love that one person. Bethany will never let someone give up. They know that everyone has a desstiny and she will help them succeed. A Bethany is very loving, All those bethany try not to brag about anything. But they don't like to look down on themselves. Get to know one.

1)first person;Woah, that girl is so kool,
second person;She is such a bethany.

first;People call me a bethany
second;if you were a bethany you wouldn't brag. :O

by omfgit'son.(: June 6, 2009