Mini-Van Beiber

an teenage boy, who has not hit puberty, who has a high voice and rides around in his moms mini-van.

Well i tell you that Steve is just a MINI-VAN BEIBER!

by Twin Boobies!!!! January 20, 2011

Wipe it to beige

The act of partially wiping one’s anus post defecation. A phrase popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist, Kunt and the Gang.

Just wipe it to beige, let me in and then go and finish off your poo.

by the people's champion 1993 February 14, 2021

Beijing bathhouse

The art of shitting in a towel, peeing on it, and placing on top of the hot rocks in a sauna.

Tom got us with the Beijing bathhouse again!

by Charlie and corey April 11, 2010

Justin Beiber

a gay-boy whos voice could smash windows with its high pitch

infected:OMG! justin beiber is liiikee soo fitaay
me: go drink some hemlock
infected: *gasp* just coz u got no taste in musiic.... you need help giirrrrll *goes off and listens to disney shite
Me: *shudder* must resist genoside. must. resist. *goes off and listens to the yh yh yhs*

beiber fever must. be. cured.

by Dragon_boogies December 13, 2010

Beiber

the period of growth of a child well before they reach puberty; espescially when they are at an age where they shouldve hit puberty years ago,

Poor kid, he's only Beiber and his 15!

by Happyfacewithbigsmile April 15, 2010

bejeepers

A variant of bejesus. commonly used by those who have little to no sense and are very adorable despite this

Molly: Oh gosh Karen you sacred the bejeepers outta me.
Karen: You're a spaz!

by Kit_N_Kat March 31, 2009

beiju

Mandarin for "cup", Mandarin for "tragedy". Online: "tragedy".

Aw, sorry my bad. GOOD GAME." "Beiju.

by KsiU August 30, 2010