Beaned

When you start a video chat session expecting to see a partially (or fully) nude female, but you're greeted by a close up of some dude's scrotum instead.

I met this girl on AOL who said she would flash me. When the video chat started, I saw the hairiest balls ever! I can't believe I got beaned!

by TwoInTheBox May 27, 2010

bean

A lesbian, originally a contraction of lez-bean.

If that sweathog is not of the bean persuasion, there ain't no cows in Texas.

by mellon brain September 19, 2008

bean

a blunt

who walk mean, stand up on your block and burn a bean
sir ballentine, lookin at this bitch while behind
the thing that's fucking up a girl is that swine
then turn around take my last pull off the L
these niggas on the block keep looking at me well

by big dick saloon July 17, 2008

Bean

The magic elixur that you can purchase at Starbucks.

I need to get me some morning Bean

by jimb March 22, 2005

Bean

A bean is someone who is oblivious to everything they hear and see, a bean is someone who pays attention to stuff they want and ignores everything else in life. Also a bean is someone who always says stupid things and makes everyone laugh, because of how stupid they make you feel.

Guy: "that girl is fucked up"
Dylan: "ya, Maria's a bean"

by A bean July 13, 2015

bean

-the act of eating food

-your car running out of gas

-your head

Hey man, you want to go to the gym?
-No I ate way to much bean!

My damn car just ran out of bean!

You see that, I just hit that Grandma right in the bean.

by Haks0894 February 19, 2009

Bean

Means cool, something really cool is bean, or something really good is bean

That burger was very bean. That ride was so bean.

by Jay tizzle July 22, 2006