Plant based diet

A diet consisting of only plant foods, that excludes all animal products -or- a vegan diet without necessarily accepting or rejecting the ethical aspects of veganism.

-I'm eating a plant based diet
But Some meat tho?
-No, plant based, only plants.
And cheese?
-No. Just plants.
What about eggs?
-*sigh*

by Cap obviousness July 19, 2017

nineteenth base

Nineteenth base is when you bite someone's balls off and stick it up your butt at exactly 10:17 am in a physics lecture at the front of the classroom while simultaneously touching the TA's areolae and solving a very very hard physics problem involving heat transfer of energy, kinematics and forces. All while drinking a extra large coffee - double double from mcdonalds that you got for free because you stole it because you're a naughty boy.

Wow, this morning I got to nineteenth base with my professor! Everyone loved it!

by naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan November 9, 2017

openly based

To say something so retarded that its unbelievably funny.

"This Country Is Doomed it is doomed, Not Just Because Of African Americans" - a REAL openly based Joe Biden quote

by JoeBidensHusband June 5, 2021

1/2 base

Masturbation

Girl 1: "So what have you done?"
Girl 2: "Done?"
Girl 1: "Like...bases."
Girl 2: "Oh! 1/2 base, first base and second base."

by grizzy411 July 26, 2012

Your Third Baseman

As a man, your third baseman is the only other man that you would a have a threesome with thus making it you, the girl and of course your third baseman. Most of the time this person would be you best friend, your bro, or someone you are close to and have known for a while. Your third baseman is someone who wouldn't judge and someone who you know that won't make it weird or awkward afterwards.

Girl: the only way I'm having a threesome is if its with two guys,
Guy: alright Im in
Girl: better get your third baseman

by theTrooper January 9, 2013

Mint City in the Basement

1) A state of pure bliss
2) Name of best EASHL team on nhl22
3) When your playing EASHL 3v3 and the boys score a goal off of pure poetry in motion resulting in a similar feeling to a wet dream

*Goal Scored*
Mark - “Fucking beautiful”
Kevin - “ Yea that was mint”
Steve - “Mint city in the basement”

by MarkyTep15 November 7, 2021

The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry

Consequently what I have accomplished by the submission of this article. Please, read on. The satirical example below is entirely for your enjoyment.

- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009