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'banter train'

A group of 2 or more people (often, but not necessarily, LADS) embarking on a common journey to no place in particular, united by the sole aim of having a laugh.
Lad 1: Man, today is a slow news day.
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?

*Enter Lad 3*

Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!
by Arbie H November 27, 2013
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Banter

Banter!!

Josh- what's that stupid stupid smile on your face Brian?
Brian- I bang this filthy bird last night.... his name was Jamie!

#bants #cant take a joke #wetwipe
by 1sizefitshall October 16, 2018
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banter vacuum

The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.
bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hey guys. good weekend?

<.......>

bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)

<.......>

bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hellooooooo? anyone out there?

<.......>

bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: pah. stupid banter vacuum.
by Bored_Corporate_Drone February 16, 2009
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Banter

Something that isn’t allowed at parfetts

Naughty naughty
Banter should no longer be allowed in the workplace
by anonymous April 14, 2021
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banter outcome

The funniest outcome, or the outcome that provides the most irony, amusement, etc.
The banter outcome is leaving the undemocratic EU next month after the undemocratic House of Lords spends days on an epic filibuster.

Last night, denied of the banter outcome, we instead looked on politely as Liam Reardon and Millie Court were crowned the winners of Love Island
by werdnum September 30, 2021
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Necro Banter

Where you make a joke about someone that is dead.
'Apparently Jade wants to donate her organs to allow other families to have their lives changed.
They will be delivered to them in "Goody bags".'
Example of a Necro banter being used.
by peowpow December 4, 2010
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It’s just banter

‘It’s just banter’ is a phrase used to describe an action which is related to epicness done by people jokingly
“Bugsy why did you say hello to me?”
It’s just banter!”
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