Benson reflex

The swift and automatic dismissal of an individual’s humorous comment, especially if the comment is an annaism

Person A: They don’t sell lucazade in boots anymore
Person B: Why’s that?
Person A: Because it runs out the lace holes!
Person A: What!! I'm just going to turn around now.
Person B: How rude.
Person A: Sorry, it was a Benson reflex

by Sam Benson, Tom Whitting December 1, 2006

benson

n., the act of inviting oneself to a party or function, particularly in a way that brings along drama and general discomfort for the hosts.

We were sitting around having beers when suddenly Mark pulled a benson and walked in uninvited with his very pregnant baby mama.

by nk2000 August 17, 2014

branson missouri

the city about 30 minuits from sprinfield missouri. it contains the dixie stampede and silver dollar city. it is a thriving hotspot and is consered to be the dinner theator capital of the world.

i went to branson missouri last week

by kingjman73333 April 4, 2011

Benson

Despite what all other definitions say, a Benson is someone who partakes in sexual practices with a person of the same gender.

Elton John is a dirty fuckin Benson

by BSF_Clubfoot December 24, 2008

bunson

universal adjective created by some middle school kid fucks.
Originated from the 8th grade lunch table along with "sponge sponge sponge, jason get the sponge" and the soon to fail "rip van winkle"

that was "bunson"

by xSchaefx June 22, 2004

banoony

of or from noony (cf)

"...until all of us were consumed in the din banoony."
(W. H. Hobson)

by Naom Chomsky August 13, 2003

Bensoning

The act of running around a open world game map collecting every item along the way to only return to the start to sell everything. Considered extremely douchey and typically happens when there is a crowd watching.

"The other day I was watching Mongo play Deus Ex Human Revolution, he was Bensoning the whole time. I clawed my eyes out in boredom."

by CONDOR027 September 26, 2011