The act of placing thugs, criminals or drug dealers in the back of a Baltimore police van with no seatbelt, drive extremely erratic, and hope for a spinal cord injury.
by surfdog April 26, 2016
In the midst of receiving a rimjob, the receiver of the ass licking quickly grabs the rimmer by both ears, pulling her forcefully against his asshole and promptly farts in her mouth. Roles/genders can be switched/modified to fit the preferences of both the giver and receiver.
She tried to stick a brush handle up my ass while giving me a rimjob, so I worked up some gas and gave her a Baltimore Bombscare.
by Luckybus March 07, 2017
When a Female uses her elbow crease to jerk off a Male's penis usually when the female is "tired" and doesn't want to do any work.
by CaptianFartPants December 08, 2021
A large African-American, typically male, that has a very dark complexion; A politically correct phrase to refer to a person of African descent.
by theovondictionary July 19, 2023
by Kbdml March 20, 2022
The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.
Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
by Yur Dummy May 09, 2024
During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.
Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her?
Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
by Slick silly October 15, 2020