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Flying Balloon

A Flying Balloon is when a guy's partner blows into his dick, inflating his bladder, then sits on his belly forcing the air out, making a sound like an inflated balloon being released to fly across the room. It is best to attempt this if the recipient does not have to urinate.
She thought it would be funny to give him a Flying Balloon, until she sat on his belly and he pissed all over her ceiling.
by MainGun April 21, 2019
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Dick Balloon

Where you are with a girl, whip out a condom, put it on and she blows into the condom so it expands.
Damn, i was with a girl last night and she randomly gave me a Dick Balloon
by DickSmasherMcIronCock December 4, 2017
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Balloon Bashing

The act of cumming to aggressive to the point where you lose all control over your body, fall to the ground and bounce like a balloon. The results leave injuries similar to bieng assaulted, hence the 'bashing'.
Man after no nut November my Friday nights turned into a full on Balloon Bashing festival
by Daddywallace69 July 8, 2018
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wet balloon

When a man ejaculates into a condom during sex, blows it up like a balloon, and proceeds to spray the contents of the condom onto the receiver as the condom deflates.
Bro, I picked this girl up at JD’s after the duster last Thursday and she asked me to give her the wet balloon.
by Urban Dick 13-3 October 7, 2023
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Ballooner Eclipse

When a Hot Air Balloon or any other type of balloon blocks the sun or moon causing an eclipse.
Dave saw a Hot Air Balloon at the fair blocking the sun momentarily and hollered "Ballooner Eclipse!".
by Friendly Leprachaun August 24, 2010
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Water balloon

Tugging on nipples making the jiggly breast move as if you were pinching the knot of the water ballon shaking it.
My nipples are sore, please don’t water balloon me tonight.
by WTerbaloon November 27, 2019
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Balloon-gate

Scandal in the making, especially one with national security implications, coming down the pipe at you at full speed.
If America doesn't react appropriately to the Chinese spy balloon hovering over the us in late Jan-early Feb 2023, this may indeed turn into balloon-gate
by Sexydimma February 4, 2023
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