Average American

An average American is a man or women who lives in the United States collects welfare food stamps and medicaid with no job a 13 inch television extremely stupid acts gangster and no hopes of getting a job giving The United states a bad reputation while every other man works hard and pays for the lazy fat ass men who don' even try to get a job all while the socialists we have in the country protest high taxes and the 1% meanwhile they protest for a socialist government and raising our taxes by costing police millions of dollars in overtime and not many of them even know what they are protesting for all this happening when the 1% run all over the place abusing the middle and lower class workers by collecting millions of dollars and giving workers minimum wage salaries

the ghetto people with an xbox and the occupy wall street people people are average american

by epic Berserker January 2, 2012

average hoe

1.) A young woman that has nothing special about her or nothing that stands out

"You still gonna try to holla at Mike when you know he dating Kity?"
"Hell yeah! Girl, fuck her. That bitch an average hoe anyway!"

by Brittany_notyourgirl September 19, 2005

Avetard

A derogatory term for a person living in Avenue apartments in Oklahoma, which is known for having a multitude of Oklahoma University students. These students are often stupid as fuck and misbehave all the time, hence the name aveTARD.

Those goddamn avetards are partying all night again, don’t they know there’s school tomorrow

by nlolhere July 18, 2020

average

1. adj. to describe anything that while it functions to its minimal specification, it still sucks

2. adj. bad

3. n. one who is not good

1. Man, my new computer is average.
2. That was a pretty average performance by my local sports team.
3. You are an average.

by Chewy January 2, 2005

average speed

something that is true

"average speed that's true you know r r r"

by heh January 8, 2005

average nerdedgamer

A big greasy faggot that scoffs cheeto dust down his throat as his only source of good and smells like a dirty sewer rat

See at big lanky faggot over er... aye ats average nerdedgamer

by HotLassy69 May 27, 2017

Average Dog

When your animal/pet is simple and doesn't make trouble.

Martha was an Average Dog.

by Little Ratatouille July 10, 2020