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Chel-sea

The most amazing blue shades water can have. The color of the waters in places like Cancun. The color you wish your eyes were.
Yeah the waters were beautiful. They were a gorgeous shade of Chel-sea!
by Cheora October 5, 2010
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Sea Of Thieves

Dude #1: dude sea of thieves is the best!
Dude #2: I know right!
Lady: OH MY GOD I AM CALLING THE POLICE YOU ARE THIEVES
Both dudes facepalm.
by ElephantChicken4 March 17, 2019
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Sea Sick

You get Sea Sick when you have sex with a fat chick, the waves move up and down and back and forth and up and down
Oh, I got so sea sick last night,
why?
I had sex with a fat chick,
Sea sick?
From all the waves, back and forth up and down, it made me sick to my stomach to think about it.
by CacheXT December 30, 2005
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Sea Goat

The act of waking up a sleeping friend by smearing chunky peanut butter on one's scrotile sack, then frosting the peanut butter covered sack in beach sand.
The scrotile sack along with the penis is then pulled back and tucked behind the legs, underneath the buttocks. Then a subtle goat noise is made while backing up slowly toward the sleeping friend's face.
Dude 1: hey! Dude2 is sleeping. How should we wake him up?
Dude 3: grab some peanut butter and beach sand and let's sea goat him!
Dude 1: you have to use chunky peanut butter!
by AnittaSchauer February 1, 2014
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Burial at sea

The dignified and serene delivery of a stool, without splashback.

To dispense with the contents of ones rectum; crimp one off; release a payload from the bomb bay; fire off a missile; smoke a bum cigar.
"it was like a burial at sea, a ghost poo even, there was no sound or splash or even anything on the paper and it vanished round the u-bend as though it was never even there."
by Martin Duxon August 6, 2003
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sea biscuit

the act of releasing stool into a body of water and leaving it there to float
" Dude, it's way too far to the bathroom. i just dropped a sea biscuit right here. You might want to get out of here."
by akripke February 24, 2008
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Vaginas of the sea

Mussels.
An edible marine mollusk with a blue black shell.
Let's go to the seafood restaurant so I can eat some vaginas of the sea.
by Katie April 26, 2005
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